when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS “RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE” HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
ones
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
wait
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom
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